Submitted by Nina in Switzerland

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Submitted by Mehnoosh in Russia

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A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the rates. “Fifty dollars for three questions, ” replied the lawyer.

“Isn't that awfully steep?” asked the man.

“Yes,” the lawyer replied, “and what was your third question?”

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Submitted by Mehnoosh in Russia

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A man reluctantly attends his laywer's funeral expecting to be one of the one people there, and is suprised to see a huge turnout for this one terrible man. He turns to the people around him.

“Why are you all at this lawyer's funeral?” he asks.

A man turns towards him and says, “We''re all clients.”

“And you ALL came to pay your respects?”

“No, we came to make sure he was really dead.”

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Submitted by Farnaz in USA

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A lawyer, an engineer and a mathematician were called in for a test.

The engineer went in first and was asked, 'What is 2+2?' The engineer thought awhile and finally answered, '4'

Then the mathemetician was called in and was asked the same question. With little thought he replied, '4.0'

Then the lawyer was called in, and was asked the same question. The lawyer answered even quicker than the mathematician, 'What do you want it to be?'

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Submitted by Ashraf in Iran

Score: 9  

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Submitted by Mehran in Korea

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Q: Why can't blondes make ice cubes?

A: Because they always forget the recipe.

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Submitted by Ferial in Germany

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Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake were walking along the beach. Suddenly, Justin says, "Aww, Britney, look at the dead birdie."

Britney looks up at the sky and says, "Where?!"

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Submitted by Mehran in Korea

Score: 7  

A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist.

"I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me."

Psychiatrist: "Don't you have a phone in your car?"

Blonde: "That was a little too expensive, so I did the next best thing. I put a mailbox in my car."

Psychiatrist: "Uh ... How's that working?"

Blonde: "Actually, I haven't gotten any letters yet."

Psychiatrist: "And why do you think that is?"

Blonde: "I figure it's because when I'm driving around, my zip code keeps changing."

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Submitted by Mehran in Korea

Score: 10  

A blonde is driving along a deserted country road with fields on either side. She looks out the window and sees another blonde in the middle of a field, in a rowboat, rowing and rowing.

She stops the car, rolls down the window and yells, "You know it's blondes like you who give the rest of us blondes a bad name!"

Getting no reaction from the blonde in the rowboat, she screams, "If I could swim I'd come out there and punch you out!"

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Submitted by Reza in Iran

Score: 6.67  

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Submitted by Abbas in India

Score: 5.69  

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Submitted by Abbas in India

Score: 6.5  

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Submitted by Abbas in India

Score: 6.24  

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